ONE THING THAT I THINK IS AMAZINGLY UGLY is a septum piercing, especially this kind:
It looks like boogers. Like giant metal boogers coming out of your nose. Robot boogers.
Or like you had normal boogers, but they got really hard and you polished them.
Or like that ring that goes through a bull’s nose (which is why septum piercings are also called bull-ring piercings).
Why anyone would want these is a mystery to me. Look what it does to someone’s face. Here is a perfectly pretty girl:
Now here is that exact same girl with a septum piercing:
I’m still turned on. Yeah. But it feels . . . wrong.
I’ve seen a few OK ones. Example:
But basically this is a case of, she looks like she has boogers but she’s cute even with boogers.
Here is a worst case scenario:
Now I know I might have friends reading this with septum piercings. And I’m not trying to offend you. All I’m saying is . . . that in my opinion . . . which is totally subjective . . . You look like a cow with robot boogers.