ONE OF MY RESOLUTIONS for the last year of earthly things is to get into the best shape ever, in accordance with the motto of my blog: Act as if each year is the last. If we’re all going to die, I want to die pretty.
So about a month ago I changed my eating habits and gym routine. Here are the Before photos:
Wait. So . . . I forgot to take Before photos. Here are photos taken a few days ago:
You might think I chose my posture to highlight the eventual contrast between the Before and After photos, but this is just how I stand, man.
Using the latest body imaging software, I factored in my age, diet, gym routine and so on to create this computer generated prediction of my gains in three months time:
I have to say, the image produced by this software is surprisingly realistic. You can’t tell that it’s computer generated at all. I was expecting some photoshopped monstrosity – but instead, it looks exactly like a normal person who just happens to have enormous muscles. I.e. me (in a few months time). Actually, I also had the software generate an image of my predicted gains in one year’s time:
That’s right. I’m going to become Vin Diesel. Two years:
Wish me luck.